Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles

magebird:

bitternovembersoul:

awwfuckoff:

vondell-swain:

felisaugustus:

hally porter

IT DOESN’T STOP

I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP

“He called me Melon”

WHY SO MANY MELONS

(Source: komute)

Reblogged from marvelouslysuper
16
Apr

ladyaurora:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL

OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

I saw this. It was good times.

Reblogged from bingwhenthereisstuff
26
Jan

(Source: crucio-potter)

Reblogged from miribalis
2
Jan
porcelainforpresident:

voldedork:

thehardestpartofliving:

faintyoungsun:

untiltheveryend15:

ohne-dich:

thats-my-girlfriend-you-numpties:

harrypotterislife27:

mischiefmanageable:

DO YOU SEE THAT
THAT RIGHT THERE
THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING GRYFFINDOR SCARF HANGING ON THE WALL IN THE BOATHOUSE BEHIND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HIS FINAL MOMENTS
NOT A SLYTHERIN, HUFFLEPUFF OR RAVENCLAW SCARF
A GRYFFINDOR SCARF
Even if you were a complete idiot and hadn’t read the book already, you would look at that scarf and think, “Hmmm what’s that doing in the presence of the 2 most notable Slytherins in the series, what the connection?”
Because Snape was showing Gryffindor-esque bravery right there, because the reason he was lying to Voldemort wasn’t to stay alive for his own sake — he knew he had to save his skin just long enough to tell Harry what he needed to do for the good of everyone.
Nothing in the movie business is just “Oh lets put this here, maybe.”
This was on purpose.
Throughout the scene, it was right by Snape’s side and I couldn’t take my eyes off it…
Because I knew that the spirit of Gryffindor was in that room — in Snape.
DUMBLEDORE WAS RIGHT.
THEY DO SORT TOO EARLY.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I caught that!!!!



 I fucking noticed that too last time I saw it and started sobbing


thank you for making me cry

I would just like to comment on this that “the sorting hat takes your opinion into consideration” and young Sev was always told Slytherin was where he belonged. Just sayin’. Maybe the sorting hat wanted him in Gryffindor. But yes, we do sort too young.

porcelainforpresident:

voldedork:

thehardestpartofliving:

faintyoungsun:

untiltheveryend15:

ohne-dich:

thats-my-girlfriend-you-numpties:

harrypotterislife27:

mischiefmanageable:

DO YOU SEE THAT

THAT RIGHT THERE

THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING GRYFFINDOR SCARF HANGING ON THE WALL IN THE BOATHOUSE BEHIND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HIS FINAL MOMENTS

NOT A SLYTHERIN, HUFFLEPUFF OR RAVENCLAW SCARF

A GRYFFINDOR SCARF

Even if you were a complete idiot and hadn’t read the book already, you would look at that scarf and think, “Hmmm what’s that doing in the presence of the 2 most notable Slytherins in the series, what the connection?”

Because Snape was showing Gryffindor-esque bravery right there, because the reason he was lying to Voldemort wasn’t to stay alive for his own sake — he knew he had to save his skin just long enough to tell Harry what he needed to do for the good of everyone.

Nothing in the movie business is just “Oh lets put this here, maybe.”

This was on purpose.

Throughout the scene, it was right by Snape’s side and I couldn’t take my eyes off it…

Because I knew that the spirit of Gryffindor was in that room — in Snape.

DUMBLEDORE WAS RIGHT.

THEY DO SORT TOO EARLY.

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I caught that!!!!

image

 I fucking noticed that too last time I saw it and started sobbing

thank you for making me cry

I would just like to comment on this that “the sorting hat takes your opinion into consideration” and young Sev was always told Slytherin was where he belonged. Just sayin’. Maybe the sorting hat wanted him in Gryffindor. But yes, we do sort too young.

image

(Source: mejma)

Reblogged from lokii-d
11
Dec
These are some facts that J.K.Rowling let slip in numerous interviews. Facts that tell us what all happened nineteen years later, with our three heroes, Harry, Ron, and Hermoine and other wonderful characters,

blaineisnotavegetable:

my-sweet-amortentia:

~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.

~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne. 

~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.

~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers. 

~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue. 

Read More

(Source: the-timelord)

Reblogged from quillsandkeyboards
24
Nov

snapesallegiance:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Order of the Phoenix, p 275

“Have a biscuit,” she repeated impatiently, indicating the tartan tin lying on top of one of the piles of papers on her desk, “and sit down.”

Reblogged from miribalis
19
Nov

lokii-d:

Lily appears at Molly and thanks her for take care of Harry and Lily will take care of Fred in the afterlife. 

#WHO WOULD POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS

#SIT DOWN IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID

#HI MY NAME IS SATAN AND I DID THIS PHOTOSET ENJOY THE PAIN

#FUCK YOU

(Source: snaping)

Reblogged from lokii-d
14
Nov

always-peeniss:

michelleisnotonfire:

killsandthrills:

thatsronsgirlfriendyounumpty:

From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to “CUNT, DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds

I will never not reblog this.

always reblog

always

(Source: needlebugz)

Reblogged from lokii-d
12
Oct

slutforandy:

hero-ofthis-story:

knoxtinymoons:

Always read the books. This is why they are so much better than the films.

He was meant to have a human death

to show he was just human

a twisted human

Reblogged from lokii-d
7
Oct

THE MAGIC BEGINS - A Harry Potter Challenge
» favourite character - Severus Snape

Reblogged from marvelouslysuper
2
Oct

(Source: living-death)

Reblogged from padfootstolemycrumpet
19
Aug

(Source: snaping)

Reblogged from lokii-d
5
Jul

(Source: ronaldweasl-y)

Reblogged from badwolfonbakerstreet
28
Jun

(Source: risarodil)

Reblogged from suluism
19
Jun
lokii-d:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

I can’t

lokii-d:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

I can’t

Reblogged from lokii-d
18
Jun