lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

fireandwonder:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

wings-scales-fire:

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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poopyodd:

don’t u hate it when its 8:59 in the afternoon and ur eyes are already the size of the moon

Artist:
Imagine Dragons
Track:
Warriors
Plays:
30,310 plays

imaginedragonsdaily:

Warriors (From League of Legends) - Imagine Dragons (x)

eatingisfab:

i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle. 

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

Artist:
Polica
Track:
Wandering Star
Plays:
2,219 plays

tuneup-media:

Wandering Star - Poliça