remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh
You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
HO L YSH IT
My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS
How chicks put on lipstick [via]
I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
why would grapes need to put on lipstick?
to feel beautiful
don’t u hate it when its 8:59 in the afternoon and ur eyes are already the size of the moon
Warriors (From League of Legends) - Imagine Dragons (x)
i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle.
I still die laughing everytime I see this scene